My friend Maggie, at the young age of 34, just found out she has a twin, and now it’s up to all of us to help her find them!
I love a mystery!
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my writing research just changed from weird to just creepy and disturbing
my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together
since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk
so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol
while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’
‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’
‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’
‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’
‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’
Every bit of this is gold. Headcanon accepted
I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF
BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE
- Baby: s-s....sss
- Parent: Oh!! What is this??! First words....!
- Baby: SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD, SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER MEEEEE, REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIIIEES AND JUST ONE MISTAKE IS ALL IT WILL TAKE, WE'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORYYYYY, YOU WILL REMEMBER MEEEEE FOR CENTURIEEEES
- Entire Family: HEEEEEEEY-A, OH-HEEEEEY